As my soon-to-be PA again, why don't you give me some tips on how to keep a low profile? See I'm looking to meet this hot redhead in a ridiculously expensive sushi bar in Tokyo. I was thinking I'd book the whole restaurant. Have it be a completely private space for two. Put on some mood music. Make use of those sturdy countertops. TMI?
And booking the whole place? Not subtle in the slightest. Let the restaurant operate as normal, book a table as a normal person, use another name. Try to dress modestly, don't attract any attention to yourself. Hiding in plain sight is real, and the biggest part of that is blending in with everyone else.
I've hit a bit of a snag. See I don't do restaurant bookings. I usually have someone handle that for me. Like my soon-to-be PA. You mind booking us a table for two?
And as for not attracting any attention to myself, I don't own an invisible suit. At least, not yet. Definitely going on my to-do list right after I'm done with you. Tl;dr you're asking me to do something that's basically impossible. People gawk. They stare. It's par for the course when I'm me.
It's not impossible. You just aren't used to doing any of it.
And I do mind, since I am still technically doing my other job. Jarvis should be able to walk you through the intricacies of acting like a normal, non-billionaire person.
[ She's amused by the fact that Jarvis will either be the one to read that out, or at least hear it from the phone. ]
Lucky for you, I'll try anything once. Guess I'll be seeing you at the sushi bar looking like a very normal, non-billionaire type person then. Whatever that means. I'm sure I'll figure it out.
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And it's classified.
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Though you already know a handful of them. Idk if Mr. Hogan saw the other half. He had been busy fighting with a security guard at the time.
[ Yes, a single guard. ]
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Btw, have you ever been to the Tsukiji market? There's a great sushi spot nearby. Meet me there tomorrow. I'll text you the address.
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[ She has no idea what you're talking about, sir. ]
And you can't come here. You don't know how to keep a low profile.
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And for the record: dressing up like a ninja would not turn me on.
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And booking the whole place? Not subtle in the slightest. Let the restaurant operate as normal, book a table as a normal person, use another name. Try to dress modestly, don't attract any attention to yourself. Hiding in plain sight is real, and the biggest part of that is blending in with everyone else.
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And as for not attracting any attention to myself, I don't own an invisible suit. At least, not yet. Definitely going on my to-do list right after I'm done with you. Tl;dr you're asking me to do something that's basically impossible. People gawk. They stare. It's par for the course when I'm me.
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And I do mind, since I am still technically doing my other job. Jarvis should be able to walk you through the intricacies of acting like a normal, non-billionaire person.
[ She's amused by the fact that Jarvis will either be the one to read that out, or at least hear it from the phone. ]
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[ But color her curious to see if he'll actually fly under the radar. ]
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[ooc: let's move this to you know where. xoxo.]
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[ ooc: sure thing! ;) ]